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The Land the Times Forgot

  • Silver Lake,  The Land the Times Forgot

    Silver Lake is once again a lake! Excellent News!

    Late this afternoon a state official called to tell me LADWP has promised to start refilling Silver Lake at 8 AM on Wednesday. There will be a press conference. Why? Self-aggrandizement. I was very happy to get the news, but you heard it here first: I predict (very unhappily) that they will drag out the refilling until it finishes on their all important target date of June 1. That way, they can spin H. David Nahai as a winnah twice: for doing such a great favor to the community as giving back the emergency water he took out, and for being a man of his word who sets and keeps…

  • The Land the Times Forgot

    The LA Times has a secret crush on the Avenues Gang!

    I can’t decide if it’s the awesome tats or the baggy duds…still stylish a decade later, apparently! It’s always First Class to get an article written about you on the front page of the Times, and this time it’s the Avenues gang that hit the jackpot. I imagine gangs all over the city are envious, and wondering how they, too, can get such reportage and press. Don’t hesitate to read it: it’s family-ready, and really very forward-thinking! The title of the article sets the tone: A gang’s staying power There’s a positive spin for you! Here are some of the other highlighted phrases that tell me the Times is in…

  • Silver Lake,  The Land the Times Forgot

    Silver Lake Stinks!

    I happen to have an excellent sense of taste and smell, which is one of those make-it-up-to-you things you get when you have to wear glasses since third grade. I’ve even thought of getting a taster job at Baskin-Robbins, based in Burbank! Anyway, I promised early on that I would tell you if Silver Lake started to smell funny as they drained it. One night it smelled bad, but I couldn’t identify that it was the lake. Tonight there was no doubt; it smelled just like how a water can or jug of water smells that you’ve left outside for a few days in your garden: rank, bitter, and greenish.…