(WARNING - WARNING- WARNING - This is the Un-links Page. All of these links are Dead.)

Un-links
Hey, get over it. I never promised you nice. These links are DEAD, dead and buried, I tell you.

Starving Students Movers
Apparently there are many stories and reports about them on the web. I haven't bothered to read them, but my own experience is that they made moving an absolute nightmare -and moving is so hard anyway! They cancelled 2 times, and never even told me, 2 days in a row! ! The last day they finally came, complained about how many darling things I had, and forgot/ran out of packing foam and all the important stuff to protect my antiques - so they kept the clock running while one of the boys ran to the store to look for more packing material - and came back empty-handed. So my antique painted furniture ended up just dumped in the van, with scratches and nicks everywhere.

It took them 20 minutes (on the clock) to drive 5 minutes. They took my fridge door off to get it in my new place, and reassembled it wrongly. They offerred me $30 for all the damage, then ignored my follow-up claim. Starving Students totally sucks. And damn it, I won't take them off the Un-links page for anything... besides money.

Freudian slip cartoon by Donna Barstow. Therapy for the dark side.

David Goldstein and John Hellen
What a pair of rascals! They buy up scores of apartment buildings in LA. Mostly on the west side, but mine was the first they bought in Los Feliz, when it was getting hot. They evict everyone, slap up some odd decorative devices, call it "art deco", and raise the rent by 4 times.

Dave Goldstein has been mentioned in the Los Angeles Times and City Beat, for his charming habit of asking for written essays on why someone wants to move into his buildings. (hmm, why would he need written ENGLISH??) Oddly enough, he doesn't ask for essays on why someone doesn't want to move OUT of their home. No, the current tenants are asked to leave. Urged to leave. Forced to leave, or strange things happen to them...

Of course, dear readers, you know that I put up a good fight to stay in my home - even after they broke into my apartment, turned off the water, illegally built driveways on the neighboring properties on either side, threatened that I had lead paint poisoning, and This is a cockroach. I have nothing to do with it.
warned that a hole would open in my floor and that I would fall through. Yes, it's all documented, and Rent Control said they would never forget these guys. Yet I did have to move, and they're still around, somewhere...maybe even looking at YOUR home next. Never never go to their link.
Target practice cartoon: the violent side of Donna Barstow.
City of Los Angeles, Department of Public Works
These are the people who trim our trees every couple of years. They farm out the work to subcontractors, who hire undocumented, unskilled cheap labor to do a horrible job on trees everywhere in LA. Golden Bear is one of their favorite companies. Coincidentally, Golden Bear has a side business selling firewood. Is it any wonder the trees look like crap afterwards?

Most trees never need to be trimmed at all! Every time a tree is trimmed, it lets bacteria and bugs into the open wound (just ask Griffith Park, who has lost tens of thousands of trees to the I-forget-its-name red beetle) and has less big branches, so that each single branch has to hold more weight and leaves than it is supposed to, and is more likely to break than it was before. Not to mention pollution, beauty, wildlife, and other stuff like that.

But it's make-work, and Los Angeles knows all about THAT, doesn't it? Never ever link to them.
Crows and scarecrow cartoon. From Wizard of Oz, course.

"Well, I'll be damned. This one has a brain!"

These cartoons are SO copyrighted.
Don't be a scarecrow.

SUVs or 4Wheel Drives and everyone who drives them.
Everyone seems to either hate them or hate them, nothing in between. I'm with them. Never link to them,
go there, or wave to them.

UPDATE: By popular demand (and you whiners know who you
are), I've added a spiffy new Links page ,
here, which actually
DOES have links.

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